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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1151 of 2327

If you float on instinct alone, how can you
calculate the buoyancy for the computed load?
                -- Christopher Hodder-Williams
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1152 of 2327

If you fool around with something long
enough, it will eventually break.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1153 of 2327

If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1154 of 2327

If you give Congress a chance to vote on
both sides of an issue, it will always do it.
                -- Les Aspin, D, Wisconsin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1155 of 2327

If you go on with this nuclear arms race,
all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.
                -- Winston Churchill
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1156 of 2327

If you go out of your mind, do it quietly,
so as not to disturb those around you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1157 of 2327

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are
all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were
swimming.
                -- Jack Handey
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1158 of 2327

If you had better tools, you could more
effectively demonstrate your total incompetence.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1159 of 2327

If you had just one moment to live
And they granted you one special wish
Would you ask for something
Like another chance.
                -- Traffic, "The Low Spark of Hi Heeled Boys"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1160 of 2327

If you hands are clean and your cause is just
and your demands are reasonable, at least it's a start.
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